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virtuelessbaby:

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musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

YAAAASSS BABY YOU DO YOUR THING!!!

Put it this way if I could make almost 4 digits in cash in just a day sucking TWO dicks Id deep throat 10 start wiping my ass with 50s like what the fuck as if you wouldn’t do this…?

my idol

queen

Look, if I got paid $460 per dick, I’d try for a minimum of two per day and not have any regrets about it.

socialjust-ish:

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

Pacific Rim 2 looks great.

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xekstrin:

awwww-cute:

Aaand a kiss for you

why he lick me

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roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.

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White people: You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
Eyewitnesses: He was on his knees with his hands up.
Medical examiner: There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk: There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Ferguson PD: Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
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White people: Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!

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kalenknowles:

A Hoard of Cephalopods, after Iguanamouth’s most excellent series. This took me way too long to do so I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY

YOOOOOO

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

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camwyn:

becausebirds:

Leucistic Potoo or Bird Furbies?

Go home, evolution, you’re Allie Brosh.

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tealeaves:

ignissannat:

Dark mermaids by *hoooook

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Legit advice

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